Things you may hear a talking house say. 1. To a window "I feel your Pane". 2. To the bathroom toilet "You look a bit flushed". 3. To the bed in the bedroom " You are soo lazy all you do is lay there day after day. 4. To the alarm clock "Your time is almost up".5. To the keyboard of the computer as I am typing this "Stop him please". Shut up talking house.