Did you ever stop to think how does Lettuce feel? Well until just recently I never gave them a second thought. Come to think of it I still don't care how they feel as long they get in that salad where they belong we have no issue. It's just when they rebel and get the crazy idea that they can haphazardly roam around playing in random sandboxes or playing on teeter tooters. A lettuce's home is in a salad not in a playground and argument to the contrary is both futile and lacking in basic math skills.This fact alone may be an indicator why American education is lagging behind many other countries.But everything is brought back into balance by large plate of salad, preferably with bacon bits as a topping. I hope the subject matter of this particular blog does not cut to close to home for you the reader but I have to call it as I see it. I think I might have had too much salad today.