My favorite Shakespearean play of all time, is the one where the Rabbit and the Turtle have the marathon race. You know! When the Rabbit had eaten some really bad cabbage for his pre-race meal and how he spent much of the marathon in the biffy. And how weeks later the news came out that the turtle had tested positive for steroid use but because steroids hadn't been invented yet the authorities could not change the results of the results of the race. And the controversy that Vegas had fixed the whole thing. I can never remember the name of that Shakespearean play but I'm sure you remember.

It has come to my attention that the world much like my belly is Round. This being an established fact one has to ask themselves (go ahead and ask) why Round? Why not Oblong? Why not Square or Rectangle? I have a few answers for you. 1. Come on Really? Just think how stupid our World would look and all the other Planets would make fun of it. 2.If it was Square or Rectangle it could cut a friendly Alien as they attempt to land and visit our planet. 2. If it were an Oblong it would probably screw up our seasons and we in Minnesota may never have a Summer again.  Sure there are many fancy scientific explanations as to why the World is Round but I do go back to my original Fact. It would just look silly and if there is one thing I don't want to be it's silly.

I am a firm believer in the Sanctity of marriage. Yes I believe both the wife and the Husband should both be sane. Whoops, I guess that's the sanity of marriage, boy do I feel foolish. But if you need a tie in, most people get married in a Sanctity. Whoops, wrong again, that"s Sanctuary. This is getting worser worser. Here is my final attempt to straighten this out, the average marriage in San City, North Dakota last 1000 years. There, I think I have adequately proven my point. Stay tune, it's gonna get worse before I get better.

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