The more I hear about this Freud character the more I wonder was this guy Kuckoo. First is the matter of the Freudian Slip, come on whats with the wearing a women's clothes, I mean dude I've seen pictures of you and  you definitively do not have the figure for them. And then there is the Eggplantipuss Complex, you will never convince me that people have any kind of attraction toward Egg Plants(what a weirdo). But the caper is the Id and the Eco. First let me just say Id? Dude couldn't you come up with whole word? Id is something at the end of a word to finish it, like Squid or Did. If you can't come up with at least 4 letters for your word it is just piddly posh. Lastly there Eco, Eco what? Eco centric, Eco nomy, Eco logy? Whoops I guess that's Ego, well same goes for that. Bottom line folks if I were you(and I'm not) I would not invite this Freud character to any Charades party you might have in the future cause I think he is one card short of an Old Maid deck.

If I had the will power, I would say No to Yes and Yes to No. But because I am weak I say Maybe and then eventually Ok, which we all know is another way to say Yes. My goal is to say Absolutely Not and I do get the Absolutely out but I forget the Not part, which leaves me where I was before except Not Quite, if you know what I mean. I just wish Yes and No were not such polar opposites. Would it be sooo bad if there was a Nes or a Yo? I think I answered my own question. As of this moment, I Dan Alsdurf being of partially sound mind do declare that from this time on my Yes will be Yes and my No will be No. Unless I change my mind.

Have you ever come to the conclusion that everything you thought you knew was incorrect? Me neither! But seriously one of the great eye openers of life, is life from a rear view mirror. Well what does that mean? When I recall my teen years, all life's issues could answered by a Beatles tune and it didn't matter which tune either. In my 20's it was still my parents generations fault for all the problems of the world. In my 30's I was to busy being a husband and a father to care who created life's problems, I just had to make sure that my family was shielded from them. And then came my 40's and how the worm had turned, now I was part of the generation responsible for all of life's ills. Wow, in just a few short years I went from the good guy to the bad guy with out any notification. Now I as near 60, I have finally figured it all out, I was right all along. All life's issues can be answered by a Beatles tune, feel free to pick your own, I'm going with "I'll follow the Son".

If  there was a competition  (in the whole world) for providing silly useless information I am proud to say I would come in 4th place. And that includes both Russia and China being involved in the competition. I don't know who the other 3 are, but they are legends to be greatly admired. They operate under alias's so  no one really knows their identity, just  that they are masters of the Silly and Unimportant. You can easily tell the difference between us Pros and the Novices. The Novices will accidently  pass along useful information and occasionally be funny on purpose, we Pros would never let that happen. Some would mistakenly state that the talent lies in the Quality of the written word( cleverness, wit, humor) I say Hogwash to that notion. Nay, it takes more talent to write with No talent then it does to write with talent. I think we can all agree that somewhere in that last point, there was a point to be made(if you find it let me know). What it really comes down to is this, Gibberish is not dead, No, it is alive in living in my keyboard. I bid you a doo doo.

As a young boy I had aspirations to be the next John Wayne. However I soon realized that if I were in a gun fight in the old west I wouldn't get past my first shootout. I'm not saying I was slow but I would start to draw in Spring and shoot in Summer. Added to this fact, I couldn't walk in Cowboy boots without my feet bleeding. And those horses were a lot bigger in real life than on T.V. But what confirmed it for me was the mandatory Saloon scene. Where John orders a Whiskey and then gulps it down in one quick motion, well most of my Kool Aid ended up on my shirt. Well at least I got to wear Bell Bottoms, John Wayne never did. Hey you gotta take what you can get.

I have come to the conclusion that I am genius, which interestingly enough contrasts greatly with what the rest of the world has concluded. When I say Genius, I offer as proof my willingness to share with starving kids in Biafra. I would gladly take the shirt off your back and give to the shirtless. And if their was a  Bank in need for for someone to hand out cash to the cashless, I am your man. I truly do believe as the good Book says 'It is more blessed to give than to receive". My goal is to give, give and give some more, My special gift is to give for others from others. Yes, if you have more than you need(money, cars, flat screen t.vs.etc) I would gladly aide you in the challenge of sharing with others. If in the process of helping you share with others, you insist that I manage a bonus 25% off the top I would accept because I am genius and I want you to feel good about yourself.  You probably have concluded through this blog that I am not only Genius but that I am quite intelligent, in fact some would  say a Generous.