Friday, March 22, 2013



Can you keep a secret? Well please keep this just between the two of us. It's admittedly a dastardly plan but it just might work. I'm inviting Old Man Winter to a pool for a swim. I will give him the impression that it is just your average 500 mile by 500 mile garden variety pool (with a depth of 50 miles). But what I won't let him in on, is that the pool will be filled with 3000 degree water and acid with Live electrical current running through it. I don't particularly care if it's death via Drowning, Electrocution or Burning, the bottom line is he is going down. Sinister, I freely admit, but a justifiable homicide in my eyes. Sinister Laugh, Sinister Laugh. Remember mums the word.

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