Well it has come  time again for me to write something with deep life changing  meaning, which will give your life a kick start to positivity. Well? (Long Pause). Oh yeah I got it. What's up with puddles? I mean their dirty and muddy and splash up on your clothes and get them all dirty. I don't even think other puddles like puddles. And when you need a good puddle well then for sure it's already dried up and just leaves useless dust. Puddles are pond wannabees, and we all know pond's are lake wannabees which in turn are Lake Superior wannabee's. Lake Superior is the king of Lakes and won't even offer a wave to a puddle. Stupid puddle don't you know Kix are for kids? No you can't even do that right. Well puddle next time we meet I want you to think twice before you splash on me and get my clothes dirty cause I will get my good friend gutter to drain you dry. I know, I know your asking yourself where is the depth and positivity in this commentary. If your looking for depth, try Lake Superior(let me know if you find the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald) and for positivity, well I am positive that puddles are dumb. Hope you didn't waste too much time reading this post.