My favorite Shakespearean play of all time, is the one where the Rabbit and the Turtle have the marathon race. You know! When the Rabbit had eaten some really bad cabbage for his pre-race meal and how he spent much of the marathon in the biffy. And how weeks later the news came out that the turtle had tested positive for steroid use but because steroids hadn't been invented yet the authorities could not change the results of the results of the race. And the controversy that Vegas had fixed the whole thing. I can never remember the name of that Shakespearean play but I'm sure you remember.